Friday, November 7, 2008

one more thing


I have to re-visit my comment about the homeless "cock block" because i think that we are onto something. Plus its funny shit.

Last night while we were out at a bar in the mission i had met 2 grape ice creams from Atlanta. They were nurses intown for work. Matter of fact, lets rewind a little further.

Leaving the concert that started the night off for us, Ben and i took the BART to the mission. We got off at our stop and there was this cardboard murial of Barack Obama. The cool thing about that was you were supposed to sign it. We did our thing, i snapped a pic or two and we roll bounced to the bar so that we can find some action.

For some odd reason no one was at the places that we frequent for some reason or another. We decided to kick a free stlye at Dellerium and even managed to get caught in a dance off. It was cool, it was dope but... we needed some grapes. An hour or so passes and 2 grapes walk into the spot. I start to chat them up thinking that its about to go down. Little did we know that my man with the Obama sign was with them. Straight up homesless. let it be clear Im all about the "starving artists from the streets trying to get him some of his, regardless" but, c'mon man. I got a motha fucking job and Im a small time pimp. Anywho, the girls wanted to go somewhere else and dance so we roll bounced to the Elbow Room. As we were leaving my man had the girl i was talking to hold his cardboard art. WHAATTTTTTT?

We get to the spot, danced, do our thing. Im happy cause im chiiling with the grape and at the same time Ben is trying to fight with the homeless dude over the other girl. 2:00am hits so we had to peace out. Ben said that we should go back to his and chill with the grapes. We got cab. Dont tell me that the homeless dude pops his ass in the cab with no loot, making one the girls hold his shit and sit up front with my girl. By this time Ben and are laughing cause we were being out played by a homeless man. Dude comes back with us to the house and chills up on it. We even got a taxi back together!

If you need any more proof that the economy is down look no further. I guess its all about that homeless swagger.

you aint got nothing, you wont loose nothing.

Game well played:)

B

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